Religion. (WARNING: NOT VERY SPITEFUL)

Okay, so, It had to happen. Now you are getting my view on religion.

I hope you don't expect a spiteful atheist rant because it ain't gonna happen. While I am Agnostic, the wimpy kid of all religions, I don't actually hate religion. It's funny, right? A teen in 2011, NOT hating religion. Those are hard to come by.

Now, I don't think I will need to say this nut just in case, I am not trying to push a view in any ones face or force religious ideals. Agnostic, remember? I am to generic and unsure for that.

So, many of the kids these days, especially at my age, think religion is stupid and terrible and why does it even exist. Well, while this is a valid point, I think it is a particularly ignorant one.While, sure, some religious people can get out of hand and become vicious bigoted monsters, starting arguments that usually end with "I'm right and that's that.", not all religious people are like this.

And it's not like a religion is a waste of time. It's an excellent use of it. It's given people goals to strive for. It's made people happy, and it's given them something to believe in. It let them believe that things could get better in the worst of times. And that's fine!

Although, it can get out of line and pretty... Shady sometimes. It's started wars and made people miserable. But the people who don't take their religion to extremes are fine. Like I said, it's made them happy, and that's fine.

They may not have the same ideals, but you know, no one does. I think that's for the best. Live and let live, right?

Remember this?

Note: Gonna try making this blog work again. It went dead for a while. What the hell. But now it's not. Yay!

Sarah Palin.

Wow. Sarah Palin just made a speech at the Tea Party Convention. Here is a quote:

"I think *Rub legs* that *rub legs* We should *rub legs"

You get the Idea. So, basically, what she did was babble past the questions and rub her legs. She couldn't even answer most questions. Apparently, her Palin Plan is: We should support the people who have the basics down but I don't really know the details. That is her plan.

FOOL PROOF! YEAH!

Whenever she could, she made a point of rubbing her legs. Sexy. I think she wanted to say "Well... I don't know the answer to your question, but if you like me I'll sleep with you!"

She got eleven standing ovations.

AUGH.

She also wants to go back to the times where we can "Stop being so politically correct!" and according to her "We should not be afraid to say -----"

She didn't say that last word, but I'm sure you can fill in the blanks.

Taco Bell Died.

So, Glen Bell, who you probably don't know as the founder of the fast food chain Taco Bell died.

This is what I have to write about when I can't think of anything else.

He was 86 years old and opened his famous crap stand in 1948, then called Bells Drive-Thru. If you hadn't noticed, Taco Bell is named after him. They commemorated his death with a picture of sad hot sauce. Which, if you're so curious, can be found at Taco Bells website.

So, Glen Bell died.

It's a really uneventful day today.

News Me, Baby!

Alright, most people reading this will already know of the awesome blog, "News Me Baby" http://www.newsmebaby.com/ but that doesn't change the fact that some do not. Even people in the future (Yes, YOU!) will read this and perhaps go to the site.

I have no connection to the author of course, none at all. I just discovered the blog. It's totally new to me.

http://www.newsmebaby.com/

Do it.

Haiti Updaiti

Today, eight days after Haiti broke, a baby Earthquake bigger than any I've experienced (6.5) took another shot at Haiti. I am now convinced that Haiti is the worst place to be ever. It's one thing to have a giant Earthquake kick your ass, two of its babies come to tug at your hair, and a lot of your people dead, but then the wimpy uncle of the earthquake comes to punch you in the face. Haiti, you must be pretty miserable.

There was, however, a faint glimmer of hope today, as a 15 day old baby was found under the rubble, unharmed. So, I guess he was just hanging out. So, I'm glad for you, parentless, nameless, lost, Haitian child. You are a lucky (?) one.

A pair of innocent tots were pulled out of the mass of stone we call Haiti. One was named Tiki but I didn't catch the name of the other one, a shame really. They're safe and sound, with minor injuries. Which is good, but it's still two more children that have been misplaced.

The last of a group of 50 something orphans made it to the U.S. today. The last one would've been there sooner, but rather than get on the plane, she decided to wander off and play. What a rebellious young scamp. Although, you can't really blame her, she is a kid and kids like to play.

So, Haiti, in a last ditch effort, is starting to recover and looks like everything will be A-Ok.

Oh wait.

What about the Aid that some of the victims are supposed to be getting? Well, the group of victims camped right near Port-Au-Prince Airport (the place where the aid is landing from its aid airplane) is still waiting for help, but it's alright, according to an interview I saw on the T.V. (The most trusted source of information!) the Navy troops deployed to give aid have plenty of food and water for themselves.

Wait...