Sarah Palin.

Wow. Sarah Palin just made a speech at the Tea Party Convention. Here is a quote:

"I think *Rub legs* that *rub legs* We should *rub legs"

You get the Idea. So, basically, what she did was babble past the questions and rub her legs. She couldn't even answer most questions. Apparently, her Palin Plan is: We should support the people who have the basics down but I don't really know the details. That is her plan.

FOOL PROOF! YEAH!

Whenever she could, she made a point of rubbing her legs. Sexy. I think she wanted to say "Well... I don't know the answer to your question, but if you like me I'll sleep with you!"

She got eleven standing ovations.

AUGH.

She also wants to go back to the times where we can "Stop being so politically correct!" and according to her "We should not be afraid to say -----"

She didn't say that last word, but I'm sure you can fill in the blanks.

Taco Bell Died.

So, Glen Bell, who you probably don't know as the founder of the fast food chain Taco Bell died.

This is what I have to write about when I can't think of anything else.

He was 86 years old and opened his famous crap stand in 1948, then called Bells Drive-Thru. If you hadn't noticed, Taco Bell is named after him. They commemorated his death with a picture of sad hot sauce. Which, if you're so curious, can be found at Taco Bells website.

So, Glen Bell died.

It's a really uneventful day today.

News Me, Baby!

Alright, most people reading this will already know of the awesome blog, "News Me Baby" http://www.newsmebaby.com/ but that doesn't change the fact that some do not. Even people in the future (Yes, YOU!) will read this and perhaps go to the site.

I have no connection to the author of course, none at all. I just discovered the blog. It's totally new to me.

http://www.newsmebaby.com/

Do it.